someone should put microchips in breast implants so you can use GPS tracking to find the nearest stripper

From Gawker: Someone has plotted all of Manhattan's Starbucks in order to find the "Starbucks Center of Gravity."

What does "center of gravity" mean? Well, it means the exact place you can stand in Manhattan and be closest to ALL Starbucks. As if every single Starbucks was pulling you equally in its direction, this is the place where u could stand to feel the most Starbucks power...and not just within a few blocks radius, but for the whole Island! Think of it like being at the North Pole for overpriced coffee.

The spot is "somewhere between 5th and 6th, in between 39th and 40th."

Somewhat similarly, you can add yourself to my Frappr map (please do!), which allows me to see where in the world people who read this blog are located. (You don't have to put up a picture like some people have -- you can just add yourself with a screenname and city).