C-Vink goes all Stephen King

Carolyn Castiglia sent out an ad for a show that said:

I will be singing a new song in Dutch, possibly wearing a prom dress, possibly covered in pig's blood. Not real pig's blood. Has anybody seen Carrie? I might just be doing a dance from First Wives Club. Either way, it will be worth watching.

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