fashion nightmare

Dear girl who is wearing metallic cowboy boots with a ballet skirt with exposed trouser socks with bare knees in February,

Are you aware that you are wearing metallic cowboy boots with a ballet skirt with exposed trouser socks with bare knees in February?

You were also wearing a fur coat.

Yes, you.

Amazing. Bad-amazing. So much so that I surreptitiously took your picture on the 6 train.

The tops of knee socks are not supposed to be visible unless you are a schoolgirl, or wearing a dirty-schoolgirl costume. They are certainly not meant to peek out from mid-calf cowboy boots. And I know that now we have gay cowboys, but even gay cowboys would not wear weird gay-cowboy half-boots. And not with fur coats. At least not outside the tents on the prairies where they make gay cowboy love.

This looks like what happens when Williamsburg meets Strawberry and starts turning tricks to buy more Li'l Kim ringtones.

Better luck next time!

xo
Jen