I am totally using my education, totally!

You know, comedy isn't curing cancer or anything, and every once in awhile I meet someone who's like "I've spent the last eight years attempting to isolate the such-and-such gene in mice to something something allele fusion zygote DNA endoplasmic reticulum CURE CANCER." And I'm all like "Cool. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?"

Seriously, though, a guy came to my show at Pete's last week and found me afterwards to say that he had grown up in Williamsburg but hadn't been back in awhile and he was visiting because his mother had cancer, and some comedy really cheered him up.

Alright, nevermind, that's still not curing cancer.