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February 24, 2006

it didn't take any word-verification to get into your mom

Look, my contacts are ALWAYS foggy. I don't know. I blink constantly, and I have this special contact-cleansing solution that requires that my contacts be suspended vertically in a special Iron-Maiden-like case and doused in bubbling chemicals that have to be allowed to neutralize for at least four hours so my eyes don't get eaten away when I put the contacts back in. And my contacts are two-week disposables and I do change them regularly, although it doesn't seem to make a difference whether I've been wearing them daily for two days or three weeks. If you see me squinting really hard, it's to temporarily clear up my contacts. And it's not that I'm just being vain by wearing the problematic contacts; my glasses are so heavy I can't wear them for more than an hour.

So, am I the only one who really has a hard time with this?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Penn said...

No, you’re not the only one who finds those word-verification boxes annoying, Jen. I sympathize entirely. Not to sound as though I am trying to win some Discomfiting Ocular Malady contest or anything, but I will tell you that they drive dyslexics like me absolutely batshit.

4:50 PM  

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