mark your calendars ... and somebody get me a magical glitter pony

I've been working assiduously on the February 18th show. Plus, I have a new comedy DVD which will soon be available on Filmbaby.com! Barely sleeping, barely eating, still without the haircut I've been trying to schedule for four months, hobbling up and down subway steps as though being chased by a bear (the bear... of failure!) But I really just want to entertain you.

A few notes, apropos to nothing:

• I told Molly my new diet plan: eat nothing but prosciutto and blackberries -- but you can eat all you can afford!
  
  
• I'm surprised no one has yet written an aspirational spouse-hunting manual and called it "Up-Dating!" Eww.
  
  
• A friend commented that she wished guys wouldn't always want to get serious with her. I'm not looking for love! she said. I want to tell them "I don't like love! Did you read it on my comma-separated Friendster list of 'Things I Like'? No!"
  
  
• I've discovered that I like Wensleydale, the cheese. But doesn't "Wensleydale" sound exactly like something some yuppie asshole would name his kid? Wensleydale, time for polo!

New photo by Frank Petronio.

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