VH-1's "Can't Get a Date"

Here, finally, is that VH-1 show that I was filmed for, but almost certainly cut from.*

The story, in brief, is that I was brought on as an "expert" in how to be witty on a date. I imagined I'd coach some awkward guy, but instead I ended up having a very brief conversation on film (with no advance preparation or briefing) with a girl who seemed pretty smart and witty, so I felt basically unnecessary; we talked a bit about flirting. The girl was also trucked in to the spelling bee to try to meet a smart guy, but she didn't end up meeting anyone there, so that was almost certainly cut from the show as well.

Ah, well. Despite the ease of purchasing a self-aggrandizing URL, fame is, as ever, elusive.

*Not only did I end a sentence with a preposition, I ended TWO independent clauses with prepositions.