if the words "thrift shop" are followed by a "tm" symbol, maybe you're a consumerist whore
Target actually sells something called a Thrift Shop Hippie Chick Bedding Set. In case you:
1) enjoy sheets and blankets other people have screwed on for years, or want others to think that you do
2) want to pay retail for items that are completely mismatched
3) think that real hippies shop at Target
1) enjoy sheets and blankets other people have screwed on for years, or want others to think that you do
2) want to pay retail for items that are completely mismatched
3) think that real hippies shop at Target
posted by JenIsFamous at 3/02/2006 09:57:00 AM
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Why should this surprise anyone? The same "one-velvet-Elvis-shy-of-white-trash" tornado bait who would go to Tarzhay to purchase this patchouliwork of Tonya Harding's soiled linens also used to sport mullets we called "the shlong" (for short-long) but now pay their Daddy's good scratch for a coif known as the "just f---ed" look. Go figger.
The only advantage I can see to draping this thread-count-of-a-tampon visual mucilage over one's Stearns & Foster is that when a four-legged denizen of your trailer full of cats, or your furloughed paramour, throws up on it, well, no one will know the goddamn difference.
Target should just call the whole ensemble "Afterberth".
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