New Jersey Transit is all in a day's work

Tonight I opened for Full Frontal Folk at an event called "Coffee with Conscience" in New Jersey. Here's a little impromptu bit I'll never get to do again:

"You know, I had a long day today, and on the train on my way here, I actually had the thought I wonder if there'll be coffee? Look, don't laugh -- you can't always tell from the first word of the event what kind of beverages will be available. Like that one time I went to Alcoholics Anonymous. Those people are NO FUN ... and they DON'T TAKE SUGGESTIONS WELL."