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March 5, 2006

seriously, I'll get back to you soon!

I haven't been blogging because ... I'm getting married!

Of course, you're not going to believe me, because I'm a comedian. Please note that "stand-up comedy" and "practical joking as a lifestyle choice" are two totally different things.

I will acknowledge on the blog the first person (whom I don't know) to email me the correct answer to whom I am marrying, and I will also acknowledge the person to send me the most inappropriate incorrect answer.

xo,
Jen

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations.
-bigH

11:07 PM  
Blogger Nichelle said...

Your giving it up to the Lord!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

I actually have no idea whom you're about to marry .. and I don't want to imagine neither walk on the thin ice of speculation because - as you said - you are a comedian after all and your choice can therefor be rather surprising.

11:42 AM  
Blogger markclemens said...

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2:30 AM  
Blogger SurfingKC said...

Are you modeling for some sort of Bridal thing?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

Did a cowboy lasso your heart?

4:12 PM  
Blogger Syd Bernstein said...

I love how you have actual reasons for not blogging. My most recent reasons include "I fear that I am an excessively boring person and have nothing interesting to say" and "Season 3 of NewsRadio just came out on DVD."

8:22 PM  
Blogger JDF said...

Either Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, so you can realize your girlhood dream of being a Mafia Princess, or Malcolm Gladwell, so you can form your dream company of husband and wife business consulting team that will gain renown as the "Tracy and Hepburn Desk Setters of The 21st Century." (Long shot -- You marry Heath Row, but for the wrong reason.(ie, his extensive collection of Wonder Woman comics.)

12:22 AM  

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