bubbly

I really like drinking mineral water even though it's iconically eighties-yuppie. Today in the store I saw that Canada Dry seltzer was less than half the price of Perrier, so I bought the Canada Dry (mandarin orange flavor, no calories!), and subsequently discovered that it has WAY more bubbles. A surfeit of bubbles makes my eyes water. I'll have to let this stuff go flat before I can drink it.