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April 14, 2006

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It's hard to say what stands out most about this photo. First off, the larger-and-curvier Britney is quite well-presented here. She's been looking bloated and ill-kempt lately. This dress and pose work brilliantly for her.

That being said: dwarves.

Not friends who happen to be dwarves. Hired dwarves.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Speaking of Britney. . .

Is it just me, or does that statue of her that elicited all the controversy recently recall MAKING A BABY more than giving birth to one?

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Lee the Zombiehellmonkey said...

hey, whats the going price for dwarves these days?

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Betty Valentine said...

What I love best is that the woman in the green shirt is just perfectly mirroring Britney's pose.

9:06 PM  
Blogger JDF said...

The dwarf woman in green looks like a tiny Ayn Rand.

Perhaps she can will herself to normal size.

3:52 AM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Hahahaha! Brevity is the soul of wit, and "will herself to normal size" may be the best comment ever on this blog.

12:07 PM  

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