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April 6, 2006

"i meen do u want 2 start a relationship?"

He's back! How does he keep accidentally sending all his MySpace messages to me?

This one is BEYOND BELIEF. It is actually a back-and-forth with a woman in whom the writer takes a (lukewarm) romantic interest:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grace
Date: Apr 5, 2006 1:32 PM

lol well ill go out with u but do u jus want 2 b friends i meen do u want 2 start a relationship i meen i will like 2 i like u lol but it if u want 2



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grace
Date: Apr 4, 2006 8:52 PM

mm well its not my decision its urs



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: eric
Date: Apr 4, 2006 4:10 PM

ya this isnt real though lol i do want 2 go out with ur friend but i want 2 here wut u would say and b 4real lol o0o and i think me and my girl is ab 2 brake up lol

Yes, "brake ups" are always difficult. I didn't realize we were now abbreviating "about."

"Grace," according to her profile, is 16. She writes: "i always speak my mind,, i luv watching movies, talking on the phone,i also luv to play around making jokes, i have a blackbelt in shopping lol."

If that's "speaking her mind" ... damn. LOL.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"lol well ill go out with u but do u jus want 2 b friends..." The guy is professing cyber-love for Grace! Right? You don't suggest starting a relationship over the internet unless you've never met in person right? Maybe they're both fat and lonely like Donald and Lydia from the John Prine song. Or, maybe the guy just wants Grace's expressed assurance of "booty upon arrival" before dropping money on a metro card.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

allz diz luv talk on the 'puter!

3:07 PM  
Anonymous June Roman said...

She may have a black belt in shopping but the training wheels won't be coming off her brain any time soon.

4:10 PM  
Blogger JDF said...

But Yo! what lt tru yon window brakes LOL???
Be the east, yo, and Jule be da sizzle...
Fo shizzle, nowahmsayn?

12:12 PM  

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