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April 10, 2006

just in case you thought your clothes were safe

I have spoken before about my passion and talent for exterminating (yes, I mean seeking out and killing bugs).

However, of all the places I might suspect that 100 or so cockroaches would be using as their home base, "inside a box of powdered laundry detergent" was not one of them.

Now that's fucking resilient. Can they eat that stuff?

4 Comments:

Anonymous June Roman said...

You know what they say about cockroaches and Cher--in the event of a nuclear war they'll be the only things left standing!

11:34 AM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

they can live at least one week on the microscopic skin flakes that we naturally shed...

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once stepped on a cockroach until I heard it's bones crack. When I took my foot away, it was fine. Not a scratch. You gotta wonder why there isn't a "cockroachman" super hero. James Gandolfini could play in the live action role.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Lee of Bee said...

I think it was a cunning cockcroach plan to get into your undies... the dirty buggers!!!

6:29 PM  

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