I don't have a problem with dogs dressing like humans, I'm cool with that, honestly I am, I'm an easy going person... but, when they start cross-dressing... it's going to cause alot of confusion in dog society.
Good point, Jen--zombiehell doesn't know that little doggie in the window's gender. Neither do I. So on the assumption she's a complete bitch, I will tell you that I have absolutely no problem with the dog's prom dress. It's tasteful, and that little terrier sure looks pretty in pink, I think.
No, where I'D draw the line, would be if my dog were wearing a very revealing miniskirt and stripper heels, or maybe just too much makeup and gaudy jewelry. Look, I realize--I do--that the dog years go by very fast, and in any case this is 2006. I have to get used to the idea that my pooch isn't a little puppy anymore.
That said, we have RULES in this house, Miss Missy! And as long as I'M your master, you don't need to agree with them, but you do need to obey them, goddamnit!
Wait! Where do you think you're going? Don't you chase a squirrel while I'm talking to you, young lady. . .
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So it'd be true to say to someone
"Man your date is a dog?"
and not get slapped for it...
I don't have a problem with dogs dressing like humans, I'm cool with that, honestly I am, I'm an easy going person...
but, when they start cross-dressing... it's going to cause alot of confusion in dog society.
How do you know it's a boy dog? Can you tell from here?
Good point, Jen--zombiehell doesn't know that little doggie in the window's gender. Neither do I. So on the assumption she's a complete bitch, I will tell you that I have absolutely no problem with the dog's prom dress. It's tasteful, and that little terrier sure looks pretty in pink, I think.
No, where I'D draw the line, would be if my dog were wearing a very revealing miniskirt and stripper heels, or maybe just too much makeup and gaudy jewelry. Look, I realize--I do--that the dog years go by very fast, and in any case this is 2006. I have to get used to the idea that my pooch isn't a little puppy anymore.
That said, we have RULES in this house, Miss Missy! And as long as I'M your master, you don't need to agree with them, but you do need to obey them, goddamnit!
Wait! Where do you think you're going? Don't you chase a squirrel while I'm talking to you, young lady. . .
'How do you know it's a boy dog? Can you tell from here?' - jenisfamous
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