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April 10, 2006

well, what the hell are you doing with the baby right NOW? Keeping it in your sock drawer?

I took this picture in Harlem:


"You've hidden your pregnancy. You couldn't let anyone know. Now you have a BABY! Don't panic! There is a secret safe place for newborns."

Apparently it's IN A FLOWER.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crack is not only wack but it also leads to premature birth and low birth weight. Forgetting about flowers, at the rate we're going with science advances in child birth, one of these days you'll see a teenage welfare mom carrying her kid around in a fanny pack instead of a snuggly!

3:17 PM  

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