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May 16, 2006

a made-up diet based on made-up religious trivia? sign me up!

Could people get any fucking dumber?

4 Comments:

zombie, not rob said...: Yah, jump on the Da Vinci Code bandwagon, hey why not?!
It's obvious that this book was written for people who have no idea who Leonardo Da Vinci actually is, I think he'll be turning in his grave like a rotisserie chicken if he knew.
If you believe in diet books, you may as well believe in the easter bunny, no doubt people who read diet books believe in eating chocolate easter eggs.
I went to the link to the Amazon website, was actually surprised to find that people are actually praising this book! Okay, maybe you shouldn't be reading, get off your lard arse and go out and do some exercise instead; diet books: what a joke!; 5:30 PM
Matt Penn said...: On the other hand, go see the movie because my brother, a Hollywood screenwriter who saw an advanced screening, told me that Ron Howard went to great pains to remind everyone that in the Codex Hammer is a drawing Da Vinci rendered of rotisserie chicken! So dark the con of man? Bullshit. So moist and tender the chicken. That's what the Mona Lisa has written across it in giblet gravy not visible after all these centuries to the naked eye. But isn't it obvious? She's smiling because she can't cook, the chicken was take out, and her suocera couldn't tell the difference.

Go see the movie! You deserve to wait in line like everyone else, have to take out a loan to pay for the concessions, and be bored to tears when not brought to paroxysms of side-splitting laughter by Tom Hanks' overwrought emoting. Paul Bettany reprises the role of Palpatine, the emperor in the Star Wars saga portrayed by Scottish actor Ian McDiarmid, but plays him as a younger man. I'm told it's a hoot!; 9:52 AM
June Roman said...: Hey old man -

Your last reminds me of something funny I saw last week that I forgot to tell you. I was in the grocery store and saw that they were advertising "maoist" and tender chickens. How they can tell the politics of chickens I don't know. Is that also part of the Da Vinci Code?
Seriously. . .

Happy Birthday if I don't see you before!

Love,
J-Ro; 4:44 PM
Matt Penn said...: Junie -

And here all this time I thought it was Frank Perdue who was the tough man it took to make a tender chicken. Mao Zedong? Can you imagine? So what if he was short-ordering for a billion people? He learned from Ray Kroc, I guess. What else can I say? Buy that shit, girl! I can't believe it's not buttah.

Seriously. . .

Thanks for the birthday wishes, June. (I got your funny card and gift in the mail today, BTW. Hahahahaha! LOL Very funny. Bitch.) I love you both, and I only hope that I spend the next forty years making more friends like you, and Jen Dziura & Lord Carrett.

Hey, if you've been keeping up, Jen's readers are a quarry. Join it, Pebbles.

You rock!

XOX,
Matty Four Eyes; 2:31 PM