my ass-modeling career continues
Sometime in the last year, I was hired as an ass double for this movie poster, but I could only make a half-day shoot, so they hired another model for the second half of the day in case they didn't get the perfect shot in the first few hours.
There ended up being a problem with the lighting for much of the early part of the day, so I'm pretty sure this is her and not me. I saw some of the raw photos, though, and, as we're wearing the same wig and shoes, it was really hard to tell the two of us apart from that angle.
All photos by Sarah Small.
This is a funny candid from that shoot of the photo assistant doing a light check to make sure my ass will be properly lit. This one is definitely me:
There ended up being a problem with the lighting for much of the early part of the day, so I'm pretty sure this is her and not me. I saw some of the raw photos, though, and, as we're wearing the same wig and shoes, it was really hard to tell the two of us apart from that angle.
All photos by Sarah Small.
This is a funny candid from that shoot of the photo assistant doing a light check to make sure my ass will be properly lit. This one is definitely me:
posted by JenIsFamous at 5/14/2006 09:01:00 PM
7 Comments:
Nice ass. Let's do lunch!
Um. . .
Admittedly, my knowledge of Latin dances is somewhat limited:
1) He goes to and she goes fro; he goes fast while she goes slow. Both papa and mama love mambo, apparently.
2) They call Tito Puente "the Mambo King". But before him, it was Desi Arnaz, who claimed:
a) that they called him Cuban
Pete; and,
b) that he loved Lucy.
3) You can't find love on a one-way street. It takes two to tango. It takes two to really compete.
4) When she dances they call her Macarena.
5) Gloria Estefan loves to hear percussion.
As I said, my knowledge is rather limited.
But it may interest you to know that after having checked out whomever's ass, I did actually read the movie poster. And because I did so, I know now that while the lambada is the forbidden one, love is a dangerous dance. I know also that I'm more confused than ever.
That's because love, according to that poster, is a dangerous dance. But the bossa nova, according to Eydie Gorme, is the dance of love. So, does that mean that the bossa nova is inherently dangerous?
Just wondering.
If you send me the shots of your shoot, I can errmmm... do a pixel by pixel comparison to check if it is indeed your arse...
For some reason 'ass' seems somehow more 'visually onomatopoeic' (is there a word for that?) than 'arse'.
Comedian. Blogger. Peddler of ass. . .
Keep up the good work!
What would otherwise be a hot picture of your butt looks like a surrealist painting with all those disembodied arms. Why did you have to go and ruin a perfectly good, pervy photograph?
What would otherwise be a hot picture of your butt looks like a surrealist painting with all those disembodied arms.
Um. . .
Maybe you're looking at a different movie poster, dude. But the one I'm looking at, arms and legs are firmly attached to the rest of that chick's bod. I think it's you who needs to pull his head out of his own ass and get it screwed on straight!
... and therefore goes to show that pictures of naked women tend to attract the unruly machismo types!
quod erat demonstrandum...
thank you for participating in the online experiment...
"Maybe you're looking at a different movie poster, dude..."
My head is screwed on very straight. I was referring to the bottom picture. See?
I am innocent!
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