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May 31, 2006

racist dogs

My brother and his girlfriend adopted a dog, but their attempt was ill-fated. He writes:
So we are definitely "voting the dog out of the apartment" this week. While he is fun when he wants to be, he is also a freakin jerk a good portion of the time. He doesn't listen almost at all. He steals. He barks to ridiculous extents. He whines like a bitch. He tries to bite us sometimes (not hard but it still sucks). And he also tries to attack people of... how should I put this... colorful ethnic backgrounds. So yeah, Joey the dog turned out to be a big fat racist pain in the ass. It's really upsetting too. I had high hopes for this dog. He's such a smart dog. Unfortunately, he chooses to use his intelligence not for good, but instead for evil. Stupid dog.
I inquired about the dog's racism: does he discriminate based on skin tone alone -- barking louder in proportion to the darkness of the skin tone? Or is racist against one variety of non-white people exclusively? "How about tiny Japanese women?" I asked.  "Could you trick him with a tanned Caucasian, or an albino African-American?"

He replies: "Well so far we have found aversions to Mexican painters, a small black girl, and a very non-threatening Indian man. We do have a good sampling here in the DC area. He has yet to bump into any Asians though. I'm sure it is only a matter of time."

That dog's gotta go. I mean, I figured that if it were just one demographic -- for instance, tiny Japanese women-- then perhaps the dog was once beaten by a tiny Japanese woman and is thus reacting in a rationally protective manner. But I doubt this dog has experienced abuse at the hands of Mexican painters, a small black girl, and a very non-threatening Indian man.

How does a dog go so wrong?

Not that racist dogs weren't said to have been trained by police during the '60s. In lighter New Zealand faux-news, racist dog spoils dinner party.

I'm curious -- do dogs pick up racism from their (in this case, previous) owners, or might some dogs have a natural predilection to attack anyone who is ethnically dissimilar to their owners in an attempt to "protect" them? If the latter case, would Joey the Dog, if then adopted by a non-white person, begin to attack white people in an attempt to protect the new owner? Is this an entrenched racism, like that of humans, or might is be a malleable sort of xenophobia?

3 Comments:

Blogger Peter said...

I always thought racist dogs were an urban myth. It's plausible that a dog could be trained to perceive certain individuals as a threat or certain situations as high alert.

They definitely get freaked out by people on bikes. And they don't like vacuum cleaners at all. Were the mexican painters carrying leaf blowers at the time? Cause that could be it right there. Perhaps the Indian man was fixing a raucous slurpee machine?

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sam Fuller made a movie in the early eighties, starring Paul Winfield of "Sounder" fame, called "White Dog". It was based on a true story.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Stu said...

Which is the most preferable:

Racist dogs?
Racist owners?
Owners that let their dogs poop anywhere?

3/3 if you live here in France ...

Stu

11:11 AM  

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