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June 28, 2006

brilliance

Two brilliant things today:
  • It's a self-flagellating sitcom about Williamsburg! There's a little "Pete's Candy Store" on a map in the credits. Warms my heart.

  • I saw a cockroach on my wall and went to kill it. It saw me coming for it and started to scurry downwards, but being a lone cockroach on a big, white wall, I was still going to win. Seeing that, it let loose with its little leg-suckers and fell four feet to the ground, evading capture and scurrying away. It was a downright strategic military maneuver.

4 Comments:

Blogger Carolyn said...

That clip art looks exactly like you. But the cockroach needs some work.

12:29 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

I'm beginning to think that you live in squalor; first, the incident with the cockroach nest in your washing powder; and now this incident.

Do you need any coins? When was the last time you ate?

Poor, poor peasant girl Jen.

12:41 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Um, it's not squalor, friend, it's New York.

9:07 AM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Oooh sounds lovely carolyn, I have yet to make a trip across the old Canadian border to visit the Big Cockcroach.

4:52 PM  

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