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June 24, 2006

he can Oberon me anytime

Scanner says Patrick Stewart is sexy as Captain Picard, but not so much in "A Midsummer Night's Dream":


Um, according to IMDB, P-Stew is 66! Look at that body! If you've ever doubted that Hollywood is brutal, look at how often dignified, grandfatherly men have to go to the gym!

Update: I stand corrected! See the comments.

4 Comments:

Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Patrick Stewart is a babe. All the men I know would love to lick his body from head to toe.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Oddly enough, Patrick Stewart also tastes like chicken, Zombie!

Um. . .

How recent is that pic? That was probably taken when he was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Academy along with Ian McKellen some 35 years ago. My brother knows Patrick Stewart very well from their mutual involvement in the X-Men franchise. I'm going to ask Zak if Professor Xavier is a hunka hunka burning love, or has middle age spread.

But in any case, Ben Kingsley also was one of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen's classmates at the RSA. And Sir Ben is, like golfer Gary Player, a 66 year-old man in amazing shape.

1:30 AM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

I would lay all three of them. Even the gay one.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Zak Penn said...

That photo of Patrick Stewart was taken in 1970, when he was in his early thirties.

4:43 PM  

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