Jen and Lord in today's NY Post
posted by JenIsFamous at 6/13/2006 01:36:00 PM
June 13, 2006
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8 Comments:
You look great in white face.
How come you and Lord are comedians but I'm a lawyer? Tres unfair!
Yeah, you and Lord look adorable as mimes, but don't give up your day jobs!
INT. AN ONCOLOGIST'S OFFICE - DAY
DOCTOR: THANK YOU! (pause) Thank you very much. (pause) How about another round of applause for Mildred Ratched, ladies and gentlemen? Very funny lady. (pause) How's everyone doing this morning? (pause) Not too good, huh? (pause) So, um, let's see. What can I tell you here? (pause) Well, apparently, someone here has pancreatic cancer. Yeah. (pause) And the thing is, folks, very often when you have pancreatic cancer, and it hasn't been detected in its early stages--as is the case with Mr. Shovelschitz here--you're completely fucked. Am I right? (pause) Have you ever noticed that? (pause) Yeah. You're in some oncologist's office wondering whether you're gonna die. And the oncologist never says something GOOD, does he? No. It's never like, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" (chuckling) RIIIIIIGHT? (pause) No, the news always SUCKS. Doesn't it? (to patient) Hi, what's your name? (pause) What's that? (pause) Gordon? (pause) Oh, NORMAN? (pause) Well, cheer up, Norm. You're getting a Dell! (laughing) No, no. KIDDING! I'm just kidding. (pause) You're gonna fuckin' die. (pause) Hey, you all have been terrific. Thanks very much. (pause) Good day.
"Don't forget to give the receptionist your co-pay on the way out because she works hard for ya!"
No Dell for you, dude! That's just wrong. (But fucking funny.)
Charles,
Two answers:
1. I was interviewed first, and they couldn't have TWO comedians (or, three, if you consider Lord and me both).
2. I didn't give them any alternatives. I'm not, say, a comedian AND an oncologist. That's what you get for going to law school!
Jen
and so continues your personal life in the paper... kudos to you two!!!
Jen is Cool!
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