Jenny Craig sold out
In the news... Jenny Craig has been purchased by Nestle.
I can just imagine all the new meal plans Jenny will be releasing:
Now that I think about it, they've probably owned her for some time now.
(In other news, Nicorette has been purchased by Philip Morris, and Tropicana has been purchased by scurvy).
I can just imagine all the new meal plans Jenny will be releasing:
Also, I think this means Nestle now owns Kirstie Alley.Hershey's Special Dark: 1,000,000 points
Nestle's Crunch: Delicious!
Now that I think about it, they've probably owned her for some time now.
(In other news, Nicorette has been purchased by Philip Morris, and Tropicana has been purchased by scurvy).
posted by JenIsFamous at 6/20/2006 01:22:00 PM
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Scurvy! Hahahahahahaha!
But seriously, Jenny Craig might be worth a try now.
yup corporations gotta help keep addicts on a yo-yo...
eat starve eat starve eat starve...
smoke quit smoke quit smoke quit...
and profit off both ends of it...
ahhhhhh, the good ole American Dream twisted up and resold backwards!!!
What's the point of Kirsty Alley?
Dominoes Pizza was purchased by the shitbag who used to sell my college roommate "sensemilla". Buy stock now before it goes through the roof. Because if there's one thing that asshole knew, it was liberal sprinkling of oregano.
Come'on, everybody knows that Kirstie Alley is owned by the Church of Scientology. That Jennie Craig food is merely mind control crack in disguise. Why do you think there's never anything on Jennie's menu containing clam meat?
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