no one can defeat the QUAD LASER!
I keep seeing ads for laser hair removal. While the prospect of never having to shave anything again sounds great, I'm suspicious.
How is it that lasers can now correct your eyesight, whiten your teeth, smooth out your skin, and permanently remove your hair? How does the laser know?
On one ad, "laser hair removal" was listed right above a laser treatment for ... thinning hair! That makes NO ... FREAKING ... SENSE.
How is it that lasers can now correct your eyesight, whiten your teeth, smooth out your skin, and permanently remove your hair? How does the laser know?On one ad, "laser hair removal" was listed right above a laser treatment for ... thinning hair! That makes NO ... FREAKING ... SENSE.
posted by JenIsFamous at 6/24/2006 09:42:00 PM
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There's all different kinds of lasers. There's the pink one that goes vmmmmmmm, and the blue one that goes wuwuwuwuwu. Pretty soon they'll have the technology to make scented lasers.
Watch how I pour red wine all over this deep shag white area rug. I just point my phaser at it, I set it--AND FORGET IT!--and, voila, it's as good as new!
But that's not all you can do with this amazing gadget, folks. It also dices, slices, and makes great julienned fries. And for removing those hard-to-reach cobwebs, or taking rust out of deck furniture, there's nothing better.
Call now and get yours today!
Hahaha, Peter, funny.
I'm allergic to lasers. They burn holes in me.
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