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I have to say, I really admire the ballsiness of Jessica Cutler's requesting photos of reader penises for her blog.
While perusing a spectrum of amusingly-photographed reader penises might provide a certain kind of entertainment, I wouldn't want to unexpectedly come across such a thing in my inbox while, say, I am trying to drink my morning coffee.
Some people, however, enjoy a little penis with their coffee.
Update:
While perusing a spectrum of amusingly-photographed reader penises might provide a certain kind of entertainment, I wouldn't want to unexpectedly come across such a thing in my inbox while, say, I am trying to drink my morning coffee.
Some people, however, enjoy a little penis with their coffee.
Update:
Dear Jen,
Did it occur to you that some people might enjoy a BIG penis with their morning coffee?
Love Mom
posted by JenIsFamous at 6/08/2006 12:28:00 PM
8 Comments:
"Some people, however, enjoy a little penis with their coffee."
Update:
"Dear Jen,
Did it occur to you that some people might enjoy a BIG penis with their morning coffee?
Love Mom"
Hey, if the best part of waking up is for you not exactly, um, Folger's in your cup. . .well, shake your thang and do what ya wanna do! Far be it from me to tell anyone how to catch a groove, or who to sock it to. But just remember that the FDA hasn't approved the Morning After Scone yet, okay? All that caffeine ain't good for your fetus, and in any case Starbuck's doesn't serve Cafe I'm Lait.
Whatever you do--whether you like it tall, grande, the whole venti, con panna or not--just remember to practice safe sex!
Starbuck's doesn't serve Cafe I'm Lait.
One of your better ones Matt! I am glad to see that you are back in old form and I hope that your mom will be soon enough too. Please tell her that Tony and I send our best wishes.
XOX,
June
NO! MOM! Gross.
Ah, hopefully someday my daughter will say that to me...
Well, so long as you have something to stir your tea ...
SHE: "Wake up! It's Eight O'Clock!"
HE: "What do you say? Nescafe?"
SHE: "Have it your way, if your way is fast!"
HE: Mmmmmn! "Tastes as good as it smells!"
SHE: (giggling) "The best part of waking up!"
HE: Gee, "Sanka IS everything I like about coffee!"
SHE: Well, "when it's time for Me, it's time for Melitta!"
HE: "Open up!"
SHE: "Fill it to the rim!"
Kudos to Matt Penn! I bet you could make a whole feature length movie where the only dialogue would be advertising slogans and it would still be no stupider than a lot of the other shit out there.
Thank you very much for the kudos, Ben. Not to sound too much like my idol George Carlin, but has anyone ever been offered just one kudo? I think Kudos would be good name for a candy like M & Ms. Or Skittles. Yeah. There'd be a commercial with a little boy and a little girl, and she'd offer him some of her Kudos and he'd eat 'em and say thanks and maybe give her a peck on the cheek but then when he'd be around his friends he'd pretend he didn't really like her and she'd grow up to develop an eating disorder or become a hostile Goth chick or Aileen Wuornos and. . .
Um. . .
Yeah, I think that Lorne Michaels is in the process of developing a vehicle called "Advertising Slogan Man" for Kevin Nealon. It'll bring suck to a new level, no doubt. Feature length films not made by Woody Allen, after all, are usually considerably longer than strictly adult fare. But as a porno flick, perhaps it could work. I mean, how much dialogue do you really need in an X-rated movie, right?
HE: So, Miss Johnson, when can you start?
SHE: (unbuttoning her blouse and licking lips; perhaps unbuttoning his pants) How about now?
or. . .
SHE: (taking pizza) Do you have change of a fifty?
HE: I'm sorry; I don't.
SHE: (shrugging shoulders) Well, how about if my roommate and I just take turns blowing you, then?
Coriolanus aside, it's not exactly like this is Shakespeare, y'know.
There is really a coffee from Louisiana called Jelks.
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