don't be fooled by counterfeits
My little brother has gotten engaged. She's a nice girl. A nice girl named Jennifer.
My brother's last name is, unshockingly, Dziura.
She is changing her name. To ... Jennifer Dziura.
This is my brother with "New Coke" Jen.
You may refer to me as "Classic Coke" Jen.
I had the following text-messaging conversation about it with my brother. (Background info: my middle initial is L, for Lynn).
I propose that this new counterfeit Jennifer Dziura be referred to henceforth as Jennifer Dziura 2.0, Jennifer Dziura Jr., Jennifer Dziura II, or possibly JenDziuraTron.Jen: So is she changing her name? I warned her!!! She could probably take me in a fight, but I win on Google.
Brian: Oh, she's changing it. And she could definitely kick your ass. But you can "internet" kick hers. Hehe. Nerd.
Jen: Congratulations-fuck-you!
(no response)
Jen: What's her middle name?Brian: Leigh
Jen: L! It's an L! You're fucking kidding me. For a wedding gift, she's getting all my old address labels and gym clothes.
Jen: Or ... I'll steal her credit cards!
Thank you.
posted by JenIsFamous at 7/19/2006 12:22:00 AM
7 Comments:
Heh. That happened to my mother, only my aunt took her middle name, too. Though strictly, my Aunt stole my mother's maiden name, since she'd already changed her surname.
As the future New and IMPROVED Jennifer Dziura, I am highly amused by all of your suggested names for me. Here's to hoping that they don't stick for the rest of my life... ;-)
Oh, and you keep your hands off of my credit cards, Ms. Sticky-Fingers!
that's surreal and can totally fit into your comedic act somewhere...
Would jen2.0 be willing to host a local spelling-bee?
Hee hee. Jen 2.0 responds!
I was hoping to marry a Smith myself so I could be Smith(squared) perhaps your new sister in law to be could be a squared?
maybe you should change your name? and quite frankly when I view your organic manifestation I want to call you Jelena Rivetor.
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