I'm famouser than ever, in a weird, niche sort of way

Someone posted this top ten list to a message board about artists' models. I am flattered, especially since I think all these facts would have had to have been culled from years' worth of separate posts on the blog.

I don't hate lettuce anymore, and I think my favorite color might be ochre. The trachea thing sounds exactly like something I would say. And "efficacy" was definitely my word choice. (I never, however, spell my name in all caps).

Top Ten Lists: JENISFAMOUS

1- Her favorite color is celery

2- She read Susan Sontag's "Regarding the Pain of Others"

3- Her best friend Molly commented over coffee that her "eyeshadow skills" have improved !

4- JENISFAMOUS would sooner stab herself in the trachea with a fork than attend a poetry reading.

5- She is addicted to eye cream in little pots, regardless of its efficacy.

6- She will make sad-kitty faces in exchange for a sitcom.

7- She wonders profound thoughts like: 'Why hasn't some Japanese hip hop artist put out an album called "Rapanese"?'

8- JENISFAMOUS is a freelance writer, spoken word performer alternative comedian, occasional model, and general urban revolutionary !

9- JEN hates lettuce, but it turns out she digs spinach !

10- Jen -IS- John Singer Sargent's Madame X.

The image above is an illustration by Molly Crabapple of me as John Singer Sargent's "Madame X," which Molly kindly did for me to advertise a small drawing group I used to run.