it's hardly the great American novel, but...

I have had a piece accepted for publication by McSweeney's, and it is in the queue for publication but not yet published, and I keep checking back to find out when my McSweeney's Day shall be.

When it is my McSweeney's Day, please send me congratulatory e-cards featuring obnoxious music and animated animals.

In other notes, I am a contributor to this book, appearing on store shelves near you on September 5th: