My BFF Megan is a pervert
Megan came back from a trip to California bearing not only a giant plush Wonder Woman (not perverted), but also these:
Underwear intended for Asian female children.
Look at this! Look how messed-up it is that someone bought this for me!
Why is this little girl holding one boy's
hand while kissing a different boy? Is she
a manifestation of my inner psyche?
She said she looked at the size chart and thought I could squeeze into them. (Well, yes, basically, but that's all I'll say on the matter).
The "size chart" actually didn't list sizes in any measurable sense. It said only that a girl's XL was intended for "TIME OF LIFE: 12-14 yrs."
Megan and me, by Semyon.
She's my favorite pervert.
Underwear intended for Asian female children.
Look at this! Look how messed-up it is that someone bought this for me!
Why is this little girl holding one boy's hand while kissing a different boy? Is she
a manifestation of my inner psyche?
She said she looked at the size chart and thought I could squeeze into them. (Well, yes, basically, but that's all I'll say on the matter).
The "size chart" actually didn't list sizes in any measurable sense. It said only that a girl's XL was intended for "TIME OF LIFE: 12-14 yrs."
Megan and me, by Semyon.
She's my favorite pervert.
posted by JenIsFamous at 7/23/2006 12:04:00 PM
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