on whether I am an axe murderer
I have previously blogged here about the Amazon page for my CD, on which someone was previously selling one of my CDs for $999.99. (When I emailed the seller, I was told it was a clerical error, and then the item disappeared from the site entirely).
I have now noticed that, in the "related products" area of the Amazon page for my CD, this appears:

I have no idea why. None of my track names or CD liner information mentions axe murdering (or Mike Myers), and I think it goes without saying that I am not an axe murderer.*
Of course clicking on the link takes one to a page for the film "So I Married an Axe Murderer," which features Mike Myers performing some humorous spoken-word poetry, and as such, it's a rather good match, really. But who is responsible?

And what if instead of "axe murderer," some unsuspecting band puts out an album and their page inexplicably says "related products: child molestation"?
* If I were interested in entering the murdering profession, I would invest in a more efficient and diverse set of murdering implements in order to attain my murdering profession goals in the most expedient manner possible.
I have now noticed that, in the "related products" area of the Amazon page for my CD, this appears:

I have no idea why. None of my track names or CD liner information mentions axe murdering (or Mike Myers), and I think it goes without saying that I am not an axe murderer.*
Of course clicking on the link takes one to a page for the film "So I Married an Axe Murderer," which features Mike Myers performing some humorous spoken-word poetry, and as such, it's a rather good match, really. But who is responsible?

* If I were interested in entering the murdering profession, I would invest in a more efficient and diverse set of murdering implements in order to attain my murdering profession goals in the most expedient manner possible.





2 Comments:
Maybe you are an axe murderer?... you just don't know it yet.
Jen is famous--you bettah axe someone!
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