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July 22, 2006

strangers respond to my powers of mind control

In relation, yet again, to this, I have received this:


Who knew Burger King had gift cards? My $10 will get me substantially more than one hamburger.

p.s. With fries!

;-)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was William in the vagina or no vagina group? LOL

5:51 PM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Ha! He was not even in the original study, but this only proves that my powers of mind control extend far beyond mine or anyone's imagining.

2:49 AM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

on a whole other note...

how's about us New Yorker Cityer's (in all 5 boroughs) box up half of the pigeons that reside here and send them "open drop box express" to Siberia... and i'm not kidding too much on this... they have no natural predator and procreate faster than Christians...

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Not to be telling anyone what to do with her wonder womanhood, or anything, but if you are inclined toward using your powers for the good of all personkind. . .

Dr. Doolittle could talk to the animals. Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes. Surely you can use those powers of yours to convince these goddamn pigeons to take it elsewhere, no?

2:58 PM  

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