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August 10, 2006

Important Announcement: Jenisfamous comes clean

This post addresses an important issue which is not flattering to me, but which I have ignored for far too long.

A watchful reader on fark.com observed recently that:

"She looks like Pee Wee Herman in drag."


It's true!

My friends, although this a difficult time for the blog, I must be upfront with you. I cannot deny this charge.

In fact, I will go so far as to say that just looking at these pictures makes me hot for Reba the Mail Lady.


It works in grayscale, too!


I never make this expression.



What can I say? Back in the '80s, he was a handsome man.

It's true! Tell your friends!

14 Comments:

Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

ROFL.

I dunno, Pee Wee Herman is not a bad looking guy.

5:32 PM  
Blogger anne altman said...

peewee wishes he had a rack like yours!

12:52 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Becareful that your hubbie does not run away with Pee Wee.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

mmm hmmm... separated at birth...
just don't get caught in the theater playing right hand Luke like he did...

11:20 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

peewee wishes he had a rack like yours!

I'm sure that he's not the only one!

4:07 AM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

So which came first:

Pee Wee Herman or Jen Dziura?

3:08 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

I dunno why, but I feel drawn to this post; I feel like I need to keep commenting on it.

4:36 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Just my daily pee wee herman post. I wonder how that guy is doing now? is he out of prison?

6:45 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Maybe you should change the name of your site to jenispeeweeherman.com

9:23 PM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Zombie, you are hilarious!!

9:29 PM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Well, it's coming up to my bedtime, so I thought I'd post one more comment on your excellent Pee Wee Herman post, before I visit the realm of Succubus.

Hmmm, it was a really great idea, but I seem to have forgotten it now. I'll post it tomorrow instead...

Goodnight Pee Wee.

4:01 AM  
Blogger zombiehellmonkey said...

Perhaps it would make a good episode of Time Cop, where you have to travel back in time to that eventful night to stop Paul Reubens from making the mistake that would destroy his career as Pee Wee Herman in order to boost your own.

11:36 AM  
Blogger Dave O'Gara said...

Genetic theory will tell you that some traits come in bundles. How can I put this is a way a hipster can understand?

Ok, Polydactyl cats, persians, and hairless cats are notoriously affectionate. Other breeded cats, the siamese and abysinian have more prominent snoots and are way high strung.

So you can judge a cat's personality merely by it's appearence. Is it any surprise that two simillar looking people would share the same gift? Actually the begginings of Pee Wee's career are fascinating, and have many paralells to Jen's.

What I would like to know is if we can find any other comedy Dopplegangers. There's one guy out there who makes a living impersonating Chris Farley, but since that's an affectation I don't think we should count it.

www.myspace.com/comedyretard

1:42 AM  
Blogger Dave O'Gara said...

Okay one last thing. I am trying not to think too much about the consequences of me watching "Adult Swim" now. Having rubbed out more than a few to pics of Jen on this site I feel I could be swayed to the other side. I would not like my first queer crush to be on Paul Reubens, thank you Jen for ruining my life.

1:46 AM  

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