Important Announcement: Jenisfamous comes clean (Part II)
This guy confessed, but he's clearly a loon.
Dear Mr. Ramsey and
(sadly deceased) Mrs. Ramsey,
I killed
JonBenet.
In the Library.
With the Candlestick.
I did it because I was jealous of her precious little doll-face, which you carefully made up to look like that of a precious little doll-whore. I coveted her tiny Mary Janes, so black and shiny. I admired her precious (and precocious!) runway catwalk. She had the biggest hair I had ever seen on such a tiny girl.
True, I have never been to Colorado. And true, in 1996, I was in high school. But I killed JonBenet in spirit. Or maybe you did, with all that hairspray.
Come get me!
Sincerely,
Jenisfamous
(sadly deceased) Mrs. Ramsey,
I killed
JonBenet.
In the Library.
With the Candlestick.
I did it because I was jealous of her precious little doll-face, which you carefully made up to look like that of a precious little doll-whore. I coveted her tiny Mary Janes, so black and shiny. I admired her precious (and precocious!) runway catwalk. She had the biggest hair I had ever seen on such a tiny girl.
True, I have never been to Colorado. And true, in 1996, I was in high school. But I killed JonBenet in spirit. Or maybe you did, with all that hairspray.
Come get me!
Sincerely,
Jenisfamous
posted by JenIsFamous at 8/18/2006 11:00:00 PM
3 Comments:
i still think it was the "sadly deceased" mother...
Who gives a shit anymore? A little girl died. I lost my keys this morning, and nobody cried or made a big deal of it.
no kidding! A friend of mine lost his brother - beaten to death 2 years ago - and it made the news only once. hmmm, why would that be? Maybe if his mommy had dressed him up and plastered makeup all over his little face they'd care more? I mean really, that does make one child much more important then the next. I want the killer caught, but come on - let the police do their jobs and let us live our lives.
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