on tour in Bloomington
I had two great sets at Bear's Place in Bloomington, Indiana!
Towards the end of my set, I told the audience I had buttons to give away, and if anyone could demonstrate that he or she had pierced nipples, that person would receive two buttons.
A few people came up to me afterwards claming to have pierced nipples, but declined to prove it. Then, along came a man, about 45 years old, who claimed to have pierced nipples. "Let's see 'em," I said. He lifted his shirt ... but I didn't see any jewelry. He insisted they were pierced, but he just didn't have anything in them.
I turned to his wife, a nicely-dressed, professional-looking woman. "Oh, yes," she said. "They're pierced, but we had to take the rings out when the kids started pulling."
I gave him two buttons.
Towards the end of my set, I told the audience I had buttons to give away, and if anyone could demonstrate that he or she had pierced nipples, that person would receive two buttons.
A few people came up to me afterwards claming to have pierced nipples, but declined to prove it. Then, along came a man, about 45 years old, who claimed to have pierced nipples. "Let's see 'em," I said. He lifted his shirt ... but I didn't see any jewelry. He insisted they were pierced, but he just didn't have anything in them. I turned to his wife, a nicely-dressed, professional-looking woman. "Oh, yes," she said. "They're pierced, but we had to take the rings out when the kids started pulling."
I gave him two buttons.
posted by JenIsFamous at 8/28/2006 08:43:00 PM
1 Comments:
I wonder if she was using the word "children" as a euphemism. If not very disturbing.
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