random photo post

You can get one of these (the dress, not the comedienne, nor the highly stylish brushed stainless steel table) at DangerDame, an online dress boutique run by my friend Veronica.

This is a stacked caprese salad with prosciutto that I made. If I like you very, very much, there's a chance I might make you one, too, or at least explain the methodology.

The stainless-steel table is from Bed, Bath and Beyond, and I coveted it until I could afford it, and then I had it delivered, and then I assembled it myself, and righted it, and polished it, and I have rarely been happier or more satisfied.