Shannen vs. Anjelica Celebrity Deathmatch

I'm always interested in Shannen Doherty news, since she's my celebrity doppelganger.

Here's me and S.D., matched up by myheritage.com, from this post:


Others, though, have pointed out the weird off-centeredness of her features; note that even in the promo for her new show, Photoshopped to all promotional perfection, she's kind of posed to the side to hide it.

Now, Shannen is suing Star magazine for claiming she's had plastic surgery.


Who knows, maybe her cheek implants spontaneously generated via abiogenesis. Screw science.
In other, better news, the MoMA is holding a retrospective entitled "The Huston Family: 75 Years on Film." Anjelica has aged very well. Always a picture of class. She would never get cheek implants.