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This is old news in blogland, but HP has released a camera with an automatic "slimming" feature.
What amazing technology! (Not really). I'd be more impressed by a camera that gave everyone bigger boobs, or erased five-o'clock shadow, or -- perhaps, for closeted homosexuals -- changed your spouse's gender with the click of a button.
What amazing technology! (Not really). I'd be more impressed by a camera that gave everyone bigger boobs, or erased five-o'clock shadow, or -- perhaps, for closeted homosexuals -- changed your spouse's gender with the click of a button.
posted by JenIsFamous at 9/26/2006 06:31:00 PM
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