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September 10, 2006

baby fat

From DrKoop.com: US Babies are Getting Fatter. Relatedly, an article on Salon speculates whether Suri Cruise might be on a diet.

Oh, how old is she?

Four months!

Really? She seems so small.

Well, little Caitlyn's in treatment for bulimia. I found her crawling into the bathroom to puke up her applesauce. She'll only wear black onesies -- they're slimming.

Try the Gerber's pureed lamb -- it's low-carb!

Yeah, we're doing South Beach.

1 Comments:

Blogger Savvy1007 said...

Suri is soooo cute...

and may have a chance even though she has a wacko scientologist for a dad!!!

9:25 PM  

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