it's not fat-hating if it's facetious .... right?

Whoa. Gawker's t-shirts are back, and "they now come in even bigger sizes to adequately cover your various unsightly protuberances. Of course, they still run small, so don't think we can accommodate just any ol' lardo who comes along."

Err...

The phrase "unsightly protuberances" reminded me instantly of...

"my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"


...which always reminds me of getting checked
for mumps at the doctor's office as a kid.


Incidentally, "my lovely little boy lumps"
just sounds very, very wrong.