seen today in Flushing, Queens

Woman of nondescript national/ethnic/religious background wearing a t-shirt that said "My god can kick your god's butt." Um, could you please put on a headscarf ... or a mantilla ... or a rosary ... or a yarmulke ... or something that would tell us what the hell you're talking about?

Also spotted: "In-Soon Salon." Does that mean they take walk-ins, or does "In-Soon" mean something in Korean?

And finally: "Kim & You Law Firm." I know "You" is someone's name, but instead the law firm comes out sounding like some kind of Fischer-Price Legal Playset.