a glimpse into my personal email box

Jen: Why do gay people want to get married anyway? Why not campaign for something more fun, like free puppies?

GirlyNYC: Sorry, I never wanted to get married, but I'm also not into dogs, because I don't think it's ladylike to pick up dogshit.

Jen: I have always thought the same thing! I clean up the catbox IN MY APARTMENT. No one gets to WATCH. But at least gays (well, the boys) tend to have smaller dogs, and thus pick up less dogshit (well, less in volume, but it's probably the same number of public dogshit-picking-up incidents).

(Editor's Note: I know why gay people actually want the legal right to get married. I was being facetious. No polemics needed. Also, I was honored to hear that Girly wore a Peeps shirt on a Jetblue flight, much to the delight of the male flight attendant. My cousin who does shark research in Florida also has one, which she perhaps wears to the delight of, you know ... sharks).