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October 12, 2006

Happy 30th

What a faux pas! I announced my divorce on the day of my parents' 30th anniversary. (They knew in advance of the blog, of course. It wasn't a surprise. It was just a funny day to go all J-Simp).

Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad!

I called my parents and thanked them for not getting divorced.

"Oh, ha ha," said Mom, turning then from the phone to Dad: "Jennifer just thanked us for not getting divorced."

"My pleasure," said Dad.

1 Comments:

Blogger Zombiehellmonkey said...

Synchronicity at work.

Keep going with the flow and new things will come your way. Attempting to go upstream will leave you in a pool of stagnant water. Blah, blah, fucking blahs... I've given up on trying to bend my life into a strained convoluted mess; live by the motto of 'fuck it'.

4:34 PM  

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