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October 30, 2006

a predominate number of Enterprise people

According to this highly inaccurate website...


HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?


Specifically, there are 1,397,854 people named "Jennifer," and 0 named "Dziura."

Hear that, Jen 2.0? (Actually, I have no idea what that means for Jen 2.0, A.K.A. my brother's fiancee Jennifer, who is changing her name to "Jennifer Dziura." It might mean that I don't exist, and therefore the name is perfectly available for her use, which would make her quite confused indeed when she receives this How to Legally Change Your Name Kit as a wedding gift).

I'm going to end this post with a selection from the teleplay of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Up the Long Ladder":

RIKER
You want to clone us?

GRANGER
Yes.

RIKER
No way. Not me.

GRANGER
How can you possibly be harmed?

RIKER
It's not a question of harm. A
single William Riker is unique,
maybe even special. Hundreds or
thousands of them diminish me in
a way I can't explain.

GRANGER
You would be preserving yourself.

RIKER
Human beings have another way of
doing that. We have children.

Granger looks to Pulaski. She shakes her head,
refusing. To Picard who also shakes his head.

PICARD
I think you will find this to be
the attitude of a predominate
number of Enterprise people.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Blair said...

Alas, Riker was cloned years before in that transporter accident anyway (not that he knew about that at the time).

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Jen 2.0 said...

Well, this is odd.

If there are "0" people with the last name "Dziura," then who the hell am I marrying?!?

Witness Protection Program, anyone?

4:50 PM  
Blogger Zombiehellmonkey said...

Everyone I know seems to be into Star Trek these days...

5:47 AM  

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