December 6th approaches
On my last birthday, I held a star-studded Jenisfamous Vaudeville Birthday Spectacular at CBGB's, which no longer exists, but which I made sure to throw up in like a rock star first.

This was me at my party, after being shimmied at
by burlesque girls and downing fifteen free drinks.

This was Molly Crabapple's burlesque act, which
I watched from stageside. Photos by Semyon.
Now, another year has passed, and I'm not sure what I'll be doing for my birthday. Despite previously-published tour schedules, I will not, in fact, be appearing in Dubuque, Iowa on that day.
Perhaps I will finally get myself that pony.

This was me at my party, after being shimmied at
by burlesque girls and downing fifteen free drinks.

This was Molly Crabapple's burlesque act, which
I watched from stageside. Photos by Semyon.
Now, another year has passed, and I'm not sure what I'll be doing for my birthday. Despite previously-published tour schedules, I will not, in fact, be appearing in Dubuque, Iowa on that day.
Perhaps I will finally get myself that pony.





1 Comments:
Honestly, it was a pleasure to hold your hair as you ralphed. ;)
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