Molly's my crabapple

I am getting really good at appearing in other people's books! (Here and here and now here and if McSweeney's does another one of these, maybe they'll include this or, even better, one of these and this).

Here is a selection about me from Molly Crabapple's Dr. Sketchy's Official Rainy Day Colouring Book, now on pre-order:


Click to enlarge passage mentioning "fervent lesbianism"
(What Molly doesn't mention is that she was making plenty good money as a model, and she was still an undergraduate, and she's five years younger than I am. I mean, there's more she doesn't mention, but I only talk about that when plied with alcohol).