Rumsfeld Ryan on the outs
All day yesterday on the street and on the subway, I kept spotting the same tabloid cover. I'm not sure if it was the Post or the Daily News, or if the two ran covers so similar it was both, but the cover read:Dems win house.
I'd like to get a job writing these things. I might suggest:
Bush and Rumsfeld, too
In a relatedly hilarious exercise of utterly failing to match a pronoun in number with its antecedent, psychologist Cooper Lawrence (cited in the Daily News as "author of Been There, Done That, Kept the Jewelry") says:
"Britney is back playing to her strengths -- and they're being a pop star."
Bitch has an Oscar. I fucked shit up.
Me too. If only Bush hadn't checked
my Sidekick while I was in the john.
"What do you mean Dems win house? I thought
Britney's pre-nup was solid!"
posted by JenIsFamous at 11/09/2006 09:12:00 AM
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Yeah. I love how the top stories yesterday were:
1. Britney's getting divorced.
2. Faith Hill's a spoiled brat.
3. Democrats take over USA.
We do have our priorities straight in this country afterall.
ps. Latest news is K-Fed filed for sole custody of Britney and his two kids. Somehow, I just don't see all three of them comfortably out of that Ferarri he'll probably get in the divorce settlement.
This is what CNN.com was showing as the tagline yesterday at the end of the articles:
-Senate control hinges on Va, Mont
-World welcomes Democratic win
-First Muslim elected to Congress
-Bush to extend olive branch
-Britney to divorce husband
I was laughing my ass off.
Bob Gates if George "Daddy Warbucks" Bush's BFF!!!
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