Molly Crabapple is OFF!
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are friends again, but Molly and I are BROKEN UP! She knows what she did!
One of us is bulimic and one of us forgets her panties.
Here is an event you should definitely NOT go to!
CLICK TO ENLARGE and see all the details for when and
where this thing is that you are NOT attending!
Notice that the party is on December 6th?! Notice that that poster says "Happy Birthday Dr. Sketchy"? Dr. Sketchy?!
How about "Happy Birthday, MY VERY DEAR FRIEND JEN WHO HAS SEEN ME NAKED MANY TIMES"?! How about that, Molly?
You, dear reader, should not attend this travesty of a celebration. It would be a mere fête of folly!
Remember what you were doing LAST December 6th, Molly?
Were you not "performing" at my birthday party?
With your ta-tas all bespangled?
You know when my birthday is, strumpet!
Why, again, am I modeling a Molly Crabapple t-shirt?
Why, exactly, am I putting my ass on the line
to advertise Molly Crabapple hotshorts?
You definitely SHOULD NOT attend this "book release" party which takes place:
December 6th, 8-10pm
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard St.
No cover, free birthday cake
No, I mean DON'T GO. Bitch probably got a knife.
I might stop in, but just to SPREAD THE HATE. Or to make out with you, Molly. But it will be the MAKE-OUT OF LOATHING.
One of us is bulimic and one of us forgets her panties.Here is an event you should definitely NOT go to!
CLICK TO ENLARGE and see all the details for when and where this thing is that you are NOT attending!
Notice that the party is on December 6th?! Notice that that poster says "Happy Birthday Dr. Sketchy"? Dr. Sketchy?!
How about "Happy Birthday, MY VERY DEAR FRIEND JEN WHO HAS SEEN ME NAKED MANY TIMES"?! How about that, Molly?
You, dear reader, should not attend this travesty of a celebration. It would be a mere fête of folly!
Remember what you were doing LAST December 6th, Molly?
Were you not "performing" at my birthday party? With your ta-tas all bespangled?
You know when my birthday is, strumpet!
Why, again, am I modeling a Molly Crabapple t-shirt?
Why, exactly, am I putting my ass on the line to advertise Molly Crabapple hotshorts?
You definitely SHOULD NOT attend this "book release" party which takes place:
December 6th, 8-10pm
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard St.
No cover, free birthday cake
No, I mean DON'T GO. Bitch probably got a knife.
I might stop in, but just to SPREAD THE HATE. Or to make out with you, Molly. But it will be the MAKE-OUT OF LOATHING.
posted by JenIsFamous at 12/04/2006 11:31:00 AM
3 Comments:
But it will be the MAKE-OUT OF LOATHING.
Like I had with your mom!
I'm sorry... I was just expecting that in there somewhere... sigh. I'll loathe myself.
It's as if last years birthday fisting meant nothing too you, Jen...
Heartless blog strumpet.
you have some sexy curves
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