not such a great deal, Amazon

500 magazines at $20 per annual subscription is $10,000.
Oh, wait -- it's OVER 500 magazines. So, $10,020 (for 501).
It'll sure be great to get 501 magazines for $10,015 instead! Thanks for the bargain!
(Maybe if I buy 500 BMWs, I could get a free keychain!)
Previous entries regarding poor use of English:
another reason to hate Mel Gibson
If I Did It
HELP WANTED PIZZAMAN





1 Comments:
I noticed that included among the titles from which one may choose, are Sports Illustrated for Kids and Cooking Light. A periodical devoted entirely to the interior luminescence of microwave ovens holds no interest, but one containing line drawings by Maurice Sendak of Latrell Sprewell choking his coach, or Jose Canseco injecting steroids into a teammate's ass. . .
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