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December 22, 2006

women's studies for fratboys

I was amused by this entry on the CollegeHumor.com FAQ:
Why can't I comment on this girl's boobies?

We don't allow anyone to comment on R-rated pictures (which are mostly boobies). This is because people tend to be judgmental and insult the slightest imperfection on these girls' bodies. We imagine this would discourage other girls from posting themselves. So, no comments on boobies.
In other words, "fascist beauty standards mean you get less play." Hey, it's a start.

3 Comments:

Blogger Dave O'Gara said...

Which is exactly why I make the point of having no standards at all. And I have probably gotten more action than any other man this self-absorbed and out of shape.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For most guys I know if it can walk and it can talk then they hit it.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Dave O'Gara said...

Every crowd I have ever hung with (stoners, bikers, stand-ups, role-playing nerds) has always had the pretense of having some kind of standard of beauty. I don't know why men put on this charade.

Mine is a different story. Like any man I love having a beautiful woman on my arm. But outside of the realm of status a new partner is always more fun than an old one. Call me a freak, but you could probably fit all the women in the world that I would turn down for a casual romp on a charter bus. I have a full blown vagina fetish, I'm a gynofile if you will.

1:52 AM  

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