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January 26, 2007

best gothic-experimental Idol audition ever

I basically never post non-Jen videos on the blog (I liked that the internet used to be about reading), but I have to say I love this guy.



I've gotten frustrated lately because they show American Idol at the gym -- in closed-captioning. And then I see the judges wincing and I really want to hear how badly everyone sings! Simon told one guy he sang "like a one-year old." (I looked that one up later on YouTube).

Anyway, Daron Beck needs to move to Williamsburg. It'll be fabulous.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Straight up now tell me. . .

Um, where the fuck does GENE SIMMONS (nee, Chaim Witz), of all people, get off not voting for that kid? In the first place, the KISS bassist is, by his own admission, about as unusual as they come. (And I don't mean because he wanted to rock and roll all night and party e-ver-y day without aid of booze or drugs.) His Jewish mother just wanted her son to grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer, but instead he went on to wear ten-inch heels and a codpiece, spit blood and fire onstage, and produce a solo album called "Asshole" all while shagging every groupie in sight.

(I bet Mom was pleased as punch when her little Chaim brought Cher home for a Passover seder, huh? She was practically beaming with pride when he had two children out of wedlock with that skiksa Shannon Tweed, right?)

Um, Wicked Lester wasn't exactly a string quartet, Gene. So lighten up and give the kid a break.

4:48 PM  

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